The All Time Most Bizarre Compliment

Bunni is sitting daydreaming.
GHV: You could kill a rhinocerous with your breasts.
Bunni: What?
GHV: You know, just take one and (mimes taking breast in his hand and throwing it like a shotput) and then the rhincerous would be dead.
Now I've had lots of compliments on my breasts from the cliche ("You have perfect/beautiful breasts") to the more original ("You are the living embodiment of 'tits and ass'" and "You could feed all of Africa with those breasts.") But I have yet to have it suggested that my breasts are weapons that could be used for big game hunting.

You know, it really doesn't pay to give me those kind of ideas. (Insert sinister chortle here.)

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