Bait and Switch:Sex for Charity
The time has come for all of you to put your hands deep in your pockets. Now wriggle your fingers. Doesn't that feel good? Well how much better will it feel when you pull that nice hard fat wallet out and slowly unfurl a few of those lovely crisp green bills to slowly ease it into the g-string of my selected charity for this year's Blogathon?

Some of you may not know that I suffered from a neuroblastoma. A neuroblastoma is a relatively rare cancer of the sympathetic nervous system. Each year about 600 children in the United States will develop neuroblastoma. Generally developing in young children, it accounts for half of all malignancies in infants. Neuroblastoma's first symptoms are often vague and may include fatigue and loss of appetite. Because symptoms are so unclear, half of all neuroblastomas have already spread to other parts of the body by the time suspicions are raised and a diagnosis is made. I myself was paralyzed from the shoulders down by the time the diagnosis was made even though my mother had noticed symptoms three days before. Think about that for a moment-a perfectly healthy baby to paralyzed from the shoulders down most likely permanenetly. Even the lucky ones, like myself, face multiple surgeries, radiation therapy, chemotherapy with a whole host of long term side effects, emergency hospitalizations, paralysis, months in wheelchairs and on crutches. ( Sloane Kettering offers more detailed information about this type of cancer and its treatment) Even if the child survives, the neurological damage sustained before diagnosis is often permanent. My mother was told by a neurologist that the best mobility she could hope for in my case is that I drag myself arm over arm across the floor. At 32 I am an award winning ballroom dancer and expert downhill skier. Unfortunately, not all children with this cancer are as lucky as I am.


But you can help even the scales. This year, I will be blogging to help raise money for the Neuroblastoma Children's Cancer Society in order to help other families facing what my family survived. If you can't give money, you can help in other ways. If you are blogger, you can post information about the 'thon on your blog. (For more general information or to register your own blog visit www.blogathon.org). You can send emails with links to this post to others who might be able to help. Or you can simply send me supportive emails on the night of 'thon and make sure I don't fall asleep.

As usual I will be hosting an interactive horror movie trivia contest. All trivia contestants will receive a signature Bunni candy care package including gummi brains, chocolate eyeballs, sour worms and other assorted goodies (more details soon). There will also be giveaways including DVDs, t-shirts, and other cool schwag for lucky trivia winners.

But here's the kicker folks. You want hot Parisian paramour sex, you better pony up cos that sex bloggin' well it's no longer free. I'm not givin' you any details-not how long or hard or deep-not even so much a peek of panties until I raise (drum roll) $100 dollars of sponsorship. My goal for this year is to raise $1,000. So ask not what this blog can do for you, but what you can do for this blog.

In order to sponsor me for this year's thon visit this link http://www.blogathon.org/pledge.php?blogid=71. Please feel free to email me with any questions or concerns that you might have about the thon, the blog, the charity, or why you never see baby pidgeons (just checking to see if you are still reading this). I mean how often do you get to make the world a better place by helping an insomniac nymphomaniac with questionable movie taste?

Comments:
l77Kso The best blog you have!
 
P2yiig Good job!
 
Magnific!
 
Nice Article.
 
Thanks to author.
 
Magnific!
 
Magnific!
 
Nice Article.
 
Magnific!
 
Nice Article.
 
Thanks to author.
 
5NQI8d write more, thanks.
 
Good job!
 
Wonderful blog.
 
Hello all!
 
Hello all!
 
actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.
 
actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.
 
Magnific!
 
actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.
 
Wonderful blog.
 
Good job!
 
Nice Article.
 
Hello all!
 
actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.
 
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
 
actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.
 
Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery.
 
Please write anything else!
 
Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.
 
Magnific!
 
Nice Article.
 
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
 
Thanks to author.
 
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
 
Calvin, we will not have an anatomically correct snowman!
 
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
 
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
 
Build a watch in 179 easy steps - by C. Forsberg.
 
Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
 
What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
 
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
 
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
 
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
 
Build a watch in 179 easy steps - by C. Forsberg.
 
Good job!
 
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
 
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
 
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
 
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
 
All generalizations are false, including this one.
 
Clap on! , Clap off! clap@#&$NO CARRIER
 
Build a watch in 179 easy steps - by C. Forsberg.
 
Nice Article.
 
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
 
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
 
Please write anything else!
 
actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.
 
Hello all!
 
Beam me aboard, Scotty..... Sure. Will a 2x10 do?
 
Hello all!
 
What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
 
Wonderful blog.
 
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
 
Thanks to author.
 
Clap on! , Clap off! clap@#&$NO CARRIER
 
Build a watch in 179 easy steps - by C. Forsberg.
 
Hello all!
 
Magnific!
 
Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery.
 
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
 
C++ should have been called B
 
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
 
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
 
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
 
Post a Comment



    This page is powered by 
Blogger. Isn't yours?