All material on this webpage is protected by an army of slavering hell bunnies that will bite on
command. Ok maybe not, but clearly I have an excess of hostility and am just looking for an
excuse to use it.
Give away your books at BookMooch.com
I'm sure that you're come on lines are fine. After all you scored the lovely Mrs. Thing, and you're quick with a compliment (as well as an industrial sized margarita) so you obviously you know how to handle yourself around the ladies.
As I pointed out, guys (or girls) rarely use lines anymore. Because I often read in bars, men often use my books as a way of beginning the conversation (do you often read in bars? do you find it hard to concentrate? what are you reading?)