The Promised Land

If you are an American Jew, the promised land is not Israel, but Florida where you can wear hot pink lipstick where you wish your lips were. I will be offline as I will be reading Return to Paris on Palm Beach, which is a sure way to ensure that I will remain as unpopular in Florida as I ever was. Apologies on the short post, but on Sunday I found out my former fiance, Eric Kinsman, went to Japan to teach English and now should be studying international law. After everything else, it felt like he took my fucking job. I couldn't even remain the English teacher. So I spent yesterday in bed until eight at which point I watched I Heart the Huckabees with director commentary.
Keep yourselves busy and come back next monday.

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