Two great things that go great together?
So last night I am dancing with Captain Hot, and he says "Bunni, would you like to marry a Russian man?"


Timing is so everything in life.


"No."


"No, is not me, is good guy."


"All Russian men are bad. ."


"No, this one is good. Really. He's gay."


Now what one Earth makes him think that I want a Russian gay green card husband? You mean I don't even get the occassional fuck? Please. What kind of deal is that? I mean, I suppose I could use the interior design advice, but the Russians aren't really known for their decor.


What's really sad is this is the SECOND offer for a gay green card husband I've had this year.

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