Alone in the Dark
This wanna be Pitch-Black film was apparently inspired by a video game reinforcing the lesson we learned from Silent Hill: Don’t use video games as the basis of horror films. Also like many crappy horror films it claims to be inspired by H.P. Lovecraft. Oh Howard, they dishonor the name of mighty Cthulu and Nyarlathotep. Your vengeance should be swift and very very bloody and hopefully not captured on film and screened on the sci fi channel at 2 am.

Next Film: Aliens come to Earth to use human beings as cheap meat for an intergalatic fast food enterprise in this academy award winning director’s debut film.

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