Ezekial 25:17
Revelation Sitting in a Local Bar:

Sit in the same place long enough and not only will the whole world pass you by, but everyone who has every wronged you will show up, apologize, and attempt to buy you a drink.

Revelation in the Fourth Hour of Reading Rough Drafts for Freshmen Comp:

Someday the deep dark secret of your life will become the subject of a poorly researched, laughable executed, not even feigned interest paper by some student who will become far more successful financially, emotionally, and sexually than you can ever hope to be.

Revelation After You Take a Half Hour Break and Resume Grading:

This revelation will happen more times than you think.

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