The Bunni Ballot
Of course most people are talking about the upcoming election. What with the VP nominations and the campaigns and the mud slinging, well I have to admit I was really torn.


I discovered the hands down best candidate. And when say I best, I mean BEST. Because I think we all agree that American deserves the best everything...including evil.

I mean, c'mon. He has experience not only with global politics, but also interdimensional conflicts. Considering the good people of Arkham, I'm fairly sure he's for, ahem, racial diversity. (Assuming you don't mind a few scaly relatives falling apart in the attic.) And let me tell you, the Islamoterrorists will seriously think twice when we have an Elder One in the Oval Office.

And I'm not just saying that because, uh, Cthulhu promised me that I could be Secretary of Education.


So say it with me people "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn." YEAH!

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