A married couple celebrated their anniversary with their two teenage children last night. I was sitting, unfortunately, close enough to hear the festivities. The husband, an innocuous, white bearded, wire rim framed glasses kind of guy, raised his glass and said, "Happy Anniversity...Anniversary. Now why would I say anniversity?"

The wife immediately responded, "Maybe, dear, because I've taught you so much."

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