According to MSN, the above links to the "worst rejections men have faced." And with the exception of the guy who got the Singles with STDs line, I have to say "Excuse me while I go buy a box of Meow Mix for you guys because all y'all is pussies." I have a suspicion people, don't ask me where I get it from, but I have a feeling we can do better. Don't worry, I'll start.
Worst rejection by a guy:
A guy asked me out on a date, then called back and said "You know, I've been thinking about it and you're too short for me. Does that make me shallow?"
Worst come-on line:
"You know, you're the shortest person I've ever met." (Are you sensing a trend here?)
Worst break-up line I have ever been given:
After just one date "I can't see us together three months from now."
Worst break-up I initiated: I broke up with a guy on Valentine's Day which also happened to be his birthday.
OK but let's not forget the good times
Best guy on the street come on line: "Hey baby, would you be my wife during the day?"
Now it's your turn.
Bad Bunni posted at
3/28/2005 05:36:00 PM |