Why I hate married men today:epilogue
I was telling the story to the Assless Wonder and I realize I left out some details that would add to the comedy and enjoyment of the married man epic:
He is 300 pounds. Yep. 300. I am so tiny I can't even give blood. I don't know how he thought he pull off screwing me without endangering my tiny life.
The film I fell asleep watching? Aladdin. He tried to seduce me during Aladdin. Because nothin' says hot forbidden sex like
Disney.
So I spent last saturday having a 300 pound married man try and seduce me during Aladdin.
The hot guitarist eschews a dedicated fan for drunken fashion victims.
The guy who wanted to take me to dinner has cancelled twice in one week.
Anyone wonder why I have a total lack of faith in humanity?
Anyone?
Bad Bunni posted at
10/02/2003 02:05:00 PM |