But tonight is not the night

Just had the following phone conversation:

Bunni: I'm not cold, and I'm wearing a tank top.

Israel: You are half naked?

Bunni: No, a tank top and leopard print pajama bottoms.

Israel: Oh, too bad. Are you alone in bed?

Bunni: You mean aside from my cat?

Israel: That's not the answer I was looking for.

Bunni: Sorry.

Israel: Let's try that again. Are you alone in bed?

Bunni: Yes.

Israel: But I think tonight is not the night for me to join you in your bed.

Bunni: That's ok, it's covered in papers.

Israel: I think I could take care of that in half a second.

Bunni: You've obviously never seen the bed of an english professor.

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