But tonight is not the night
Just had the following phone conversation:
Bunni: I'm not cold, and I'm wearing a tank top.
Israel: You are half naked?
Bunni: No, a tank top and leopard print pajama bottoms.
Israel: Oh, too bad. Are you alone in bed?
Bunni: You mean aside from my cat?
Israel: That's not the answer I was looking for.
Bunni: Sorry.
Israel: Let's try that again. Are you alone in bed?
Bunni: Yes.
Israel: But I think tonight is not the night for me to join you in your bed.
Bunni: That's ok, it's covered in papers.
Israel: I think I could take care of that in half a second.
Bunni: You've obviously never seen the bed of an english professor.
Bad Bunni posted at
10/23/2003 11:22:00 PM |