Rules for Men

Billy posted Rules for Men this weekend, but I think some of his rules transcend gender-for example this one is a good one to apply to the general population:

5. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

There are others, however, that accurately pinpoint gender differences, and hysterically funny:

17. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.


That's OK because I have no idea about organized sports...period. I am in a foggy way aware of their existence, but that's about it.

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