Better Living Through Alcohol

Bartender: So, Bunni, what do you want to be when you grow up?

Bunni: Taller.

(later that same night)

Bartender: I put the game on so that people can watch, and this bollocks puts the jukebox on. What can you do about some people?

Bunni: Two things:a scope rifle and alibi. ( pause) And I'll give you the ailibi.

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