Because Sometimes Violence IS the Answer
On the way to work, this woman on the subway was reading a book titled, "What Really Works With Men." I thought I could save her some time and say, "I've always found that a taser gun, an electrical cattle prod, and a bucket of water works every time." So I think the book needs to be retitled, "What Legally Works With Men."

Anyone on why I have a boyfriend who lives on the other side of the ocean?

Anyone?

Bueller?

Bueller?

Bueller?

(Incidentally am I the only one REALLY disappointed that Ben Stein is now one of the co-hosts of VH 1s American's Most Smartest Model? Oh how the mighty have fallen.)

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