Things I shouldn't have to say during the first week of dating

Here's a brief list culled from actual first dates-

1. The attention is flattering, but really, I am feeling a little overwhelmed by the attention.

2. I don't really feel comfortable talking about my bra size with you.

3. No, I've never thought about being with a woman.

4. No, you can't come in.

5. Sorry, but you have to go. I have to do work.

6. No, I won't dress up like a school girl.

7. No, I have never been asked to pretend to be a thirteen year old girl.

8. No, I have never been sexually molested.

9.No, I have never had a rape fantasy.

Yes, these are all from real first week of dating scenarios from my like-any one care to add?

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