What This Girl Wants

All I want is a Russian greencard husband who is over five nine, so he can reach everything in my apartment, and can vacuum. That's it. Everything else is negotiable, including the sex. Sex I can get other places. Good conversation, again, totally taken care of. The burned out light bulb in my apartment that I can't reach even on a step stool, that is a different story. Special consideration given to men who can mix martinis and give good shoulder rubs.

Please send resumes to misslapin@hotmail.com.

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