Like An Easy Blow Job...Not that Blow Jobs have Difficulties
Ok shout out isn't working, but here is blogger Jin's response to the whole ma belle ami sitch. It's is so classic I have reproduced here:
Damn that is one repentent dear john letter that tries to keep the connection with you while also trying to hide the incredible mindfuck that it is. (And yes mindfuck should be a word) I see why you are mad and sad at the same time. Its not just that he called your relationship just sex but its the promise of a phantom friendship/relationship at the end. I am not going to jsut rag on him to you simply because as a friend i am suppose to but i will say this - your friend is a pussy.
This is sad to watch because when someone has all the power in a relationship, it is sickening to see how the weaker one squirms. They pitifully squirm whenever they are scolded for demanding fairness in the relationship and so on, they squirm and retreat just like your friend is retreating now. I was wrong about your friend, he is good for you , but good for you only if he is not weak. Yeah yeah love makes poeple weak but in this cause its that phantom Jedi love, the one that someone comes over and just says "you are in love, this is what love is" and you believe them cause, well cause you have not choice cause Jedi hand is in your face.
But i was also wrong in that he would leave his girlfriend if better came along. I though he would, i really did, i thought that he would realise the truth that he was not in love but attached, and that if he say better he would go for it like a crackwhore to an easy blowjob........... as if blowjobs have difficulties. You see? if he say that he could be happier than he is now, then he would go for it, anyone would go for it, if you took the world and put them in that situation, more people would leave, right? Wrong i guess. I underestimated the desire of one to fool themselves and i guess i had too much faith in your friend to do the best thing. a pox on him
I think the blow job line is the most precious piece of metaphor I've seen all week. I love it. It's better than cats. I'll read it again and again.
Bad Bunni posted at
7/22/2003 02:07:00 PM |